If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me
If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me
7.16 – "Storyteller"
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7.16 – "Storyteller"

"Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?"

Welcome to The Big Skedaddle, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week, as fugitives haunted by our past, we talk “Storyteller.”

In this episode, we place our thoughts in the drawer with the other utensils:

  • Mario Asides (2:00)

  • Plot and Firsts (7:30)

  • Initial Thoughts (17:30)

  • Andrew Temperature Check (22:40)

  • All My Exes Live in Tex… the same house as me (32:20)

  • Is Filming Advisable? (40:00)

  • Reason or Ridiculous? — Buffy and Wood talk about Hellmouth and Slayer shit at work? A student explodes and no one reacts? Andrew never noticed writing on Jonathan killing knife? (50:10)

  • Yelling (58:00)

  • Watches (1:24:40)

  • Rankings (1:31:30)

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/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 7

/ Next episode: Well, no fires, no one's heads going kablooey. And the swing choir and the marching band have gone back to their normal, healthy seething resentment.

S7E16 – "Storyteller"

Rankings

Click for Kelly’s full rankings, with links to each category as well

Willow Hacks/Talk the Net/Something Wicca This Way Comes👩‍💻🧙‍♀️ – 6

No One Woman Should Have All That Power 🔋 – 10

Dawn Needs An Adult👩‍👧– 5

Monster of the Week 🤡 – 6

Relationship Goodness or Badness 👍 👎 – 9

Episode Specific: Hey, here's something I think you're going to be interested in, gentle viewers. Look at the fine work Xander did on that replacing that window sash. You can't even tell it's new, it blends in so well. He's extraordinary. 🪟 – 10

Total ⌰ – 46 points

Click for Stacia’s full rankings

13 — out of — 138 episodes

Click for Daniel’s full rankings

#5 of 137


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