If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me
If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me
5.12 – "Checkpoint"
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5.12 – "Checkpoint"

"Don't touch me — you're crusty!"

Welcome to Ms. Barton's Performance Review, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we have a very special episode! Because Kelly and Stacia's audio died tragically, Daniel narrates "Checkpoint" as a stop gap.

In this episode, we (Daniel as all characters) talk:

  • Plot and Firsts (2:00)

  • Unstructured episode talk — quick cuts, the theme of power, shadowy organizations and if the Council is one (5:00)

  • Rasputin — well, Daniel's reaction to Stacia's now gone deep dive (17:00)

  • Daniel yelling with himself (19:00)

  • Watches (33:30)

  • Rankings (36:30)

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/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 5

/ Next episode: I'm not lurking. I'm standing about. It's a whole different vibe.

S5E12 – "Checkpoint"

Rankings

Click for Kelly’s full rankings, with links to each category as well

Willow Hacks/Talk the Net/Something Wicca This Way Comes👩‍💻🧙‍♀️ – 5

Giles Level of Giles💂‍♂️– 10

Joyce Is a Good Mom👩‍👧– 7

Monster of the Week 🤡 – 5

Relationship Goodness or Badness 👍 👎 – 10

Episode Specific: Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins. Twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July — and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, mister, 'cause there were. "Who's our little patriot?" they'd say, when I was younger and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now 🎆 – 8

Total ⌰ – 45 points

Click for Stacia’s full rankings

49 — out of — 90 episodes

Click for Daniel’s full rankings

#76 of 137


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